At first I thought that was missing here is that ID is required for alcoholic beverages. This picture is from 2013 but requiring ID for beer and booze was certainly not a new law at that time. So I don’t know what’s missing here.
Category: WTF
SANATEATION ARIA
PLEASE DONOT PUT YOUR GARBAGE and any Things ELSE in This ARIA.
SANATEATION DOSE NOT PICK UP THE GARBEGE FROM HEARE.
Thomk Jou
IT DOES NOT SERVE THE BELL. TO LEAVE PARKAGE. PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR AND INCREASE FOR THE RESPEC
ELINATES, MOURISHES, 7, SOTNESS
I was starting to think this sign was not even in English. It is, or at least it’s trying to be. SOTNESS, indeed. The 7 is, I assume, supposed to be an ampersand, which shares the same key as the 7.
WE ME REMODELING
WE WISN YOUR ALL THE BEST & HEALTA!
FORMULA POWER DIAPER
And also… CANDY SNAKE. I guess that’s supposed to be SNACK?
ON STAINWAY STREET
This place is gone now. What was most puzzling about this is that there were three other awnings here and “STEINWAY” was spelled correctly on those. I don’t think I’d want to live on Stainway Street, though it looks to be a more common typo than I would have expected. Insert your own “Hershey Highway” joke…